I get the best political jokes sent to me during election time. I especially love forwarding the most “liberal hating” ones to one of my acquaintances that it just incites greatly. Here’s one I received today.
One sunny day in 2009, an old man approached the White House from
across Pennsylvania Avenue , where he’d been sitting on a park
bench. He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, “I would
like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton.”
The Marine replied, “Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not President and
doesn’t reside here.”
The old man said, “Okay,” and walked away.
The following day, the same man approached the White House and
said to the same Marine, “I would like to go in and meet with
President Hillary Clinton”.
The Marine again told the man, “Sir, as I said yesterday, Mrs.
Clinton is not President and doesn’t reside here.”
The man thanked him and again walked away.
The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke
to the very same Marine, saying “I would like to go in and meet
with President Hillary Clinton.”
The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the
man and said, “Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been
here asking to speak to Mrs. Clinton. I’ve told you already
several times that Mrs. Clinton is not the President and doesn’t
reside here. Don’t you understand?”
The old man answered, “Oh, I understand you fine. I just love
hearing your answer!”
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, “See you
Take that one Simon!